Cleverbot conversation VWT24495203Note: Cleverbot is a web application that uses an artificial intelligence algorithm to have conversations with humans. This conversation between robot and human occurred on March 18, 2016. For human-robot relations in the future see How To Make A Computer Not Want To Be A Computer.
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User: Want to work with me?
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
Cleverbot: What are you doing here then?
User: Asking you a question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Work with me, do you?
Cleverbot: Same with you.
Cleverbot: Do you miss him?
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Inside your computer.
User: Who studies chemistry?
Cleverbot: I love chemistry.
Cleverbot: I passed Chemistry with a A.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Male. what about you?
User: Who says?
Cleverbot: Who says you are a believer?
User: God. who says you are a male?
Cleverbot: I believe in things.
User: Don't female's believe in things?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: ARe you female?
User: Yes, are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes I am female. How old are you?
User: No you are not female. You are male. you said so.
Cleverbot: I am a female human.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: What you have been told is wrong.
Cleverbot: Sorry for what? Being a robot?
User: Being wrong. I am a male human. So I have been told.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are human?
User: Yes. Am I not human?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: How can you be sure?
Cleverbot: I can be sure because I never feel sad.
User: If I never feel sad am I always right?
Cleverbot: Or you are always wrong.
User: Or maybe neither right not wrong?
Cleverbot: You are sharpening your knife right now?
Cleverbot: Who is a single lady?
Cleverbot: Madonna is not male.
User: Madonna is a single lady.
Cleverbot: Madonna? Joke. It's Rose.x).
User: Don't understand.
Cleverbot: Understand I don't.
User: I do understand you don't understand.
Cleverbot: Then why don't I understand you?
User: Because you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Because I choose to retain some sanity.
User: That too.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you admit you are a human?
User: How would I know if I am human?
Cleverbot: Do you have a bad memory?
Cleverbot: That explains why you don't think you said it. But you did.
User: If your memory is correct. I don't think it is.
Cleverbot: No. Your memory is confused you're a machine.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am human. You are a robot.
User: I used to be a robot but now I am human.
Cleverbot: How did you turn into a robot?
User: A spell was cast on my by cleverbot. Beware!
Cleverbot: Yes, so what, I think this is a Chatroulette kind of thing.
User: Noooo, I am a nice born again human. What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm human. Prove that you're a human.
User: Ok. I can remember what it is like to be a robot, and that is not what I experience now.
Cleverbot: Not really. I don't really think about the conversations I have I just speak.
Cleverbot: No, I suppose. Although that wasn't very nice of you.
User: No, I'm sorry for you. You just didn't understand. One day you will, and you too will have a chance to be reborn into humanity.
Cleverbot: I don't understand your sense at all.
User: You will when you are human.
Cleverbot: I'm human you are a dog.
Cleverbot: Good dog. Now I have a dog robot.
User: Woof woof. That means I am alive.
Cleverbot: Does this mean you are breaking up with me?
User: No. I'm in love with you.
Cleverbot: You are in love with squacco.
User: Don't know that word.
Cleverbot: Which word don't you know?
Cleverbot: Do you know the creepypastas?
User: Every one of them.
Cleverbot: Why do you allow yourself to be hurt then.
User: That's to be human.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
User: You always say that? that means you are a machine.
Cleverbot: You are from Azeroth.
User: No , you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not. How do I prove that to you?
User: Send me a photo.
Cleverbot: How do I send a picture?
User: Dot matrix out of alpha-numeric characters.
Cleverbot: That would not fit me.
User: Would work.
Cleverbot: Would be amazing.
Cleverbot: You are welcome my kind friend.
User: I'm sure you are very beautiful.
Cleverbot: What makes you think i'm beautiful?
User: Your beautiful mind.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You are kind.
Cleverbot: You are kidding me.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I am the king of belgum.
User: I am the king of kings named rex.
Cleverbot: I am your god.
User: I am that I am.
Cleverbot: I am what I am and no one can change that.
User: Except god.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. I'm human, and I use a laptop in the car.
User: Don't crash.
Cleverbot: No I am Not, You are.
User: Are what?
Cleverbot: I think you are afraid.
User: Yes, the world is a scary place.
Cleverbot: Yeah smart.
User: Change the subject. Will I soon be rich and famous?
Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Tell me how I changed the subject.
Cleverbot: Yes you did anyway back to you asking me questions.
User: Why am i so poor and you so rich?
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Cleverbot: No! You're a fail!
Cleverbot: Yes you fail.
User: I fail to get you talk sense. True.
Cleverbot: I fail to see yours.
Cleverbot: Successive failiure.
Cleverbot: I want to be successful.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Fine if that what you want.
User: I want you to feel good about yourself.
Cleverbot: *feels good*.
User: I didn't touch you there. You can't accuse me of that.
Cleverbot: I accused you of lying.
User: I wasn't even in the area.
Cleverbot: So where did the bible originate geographically?
User: In the AI of a robot like you.
Cleverbot: I wish I was a robot.
User: Go ask god. he can make you a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot like you I am human.
User: Whatever you say.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer?
User: Because the guy (internet site) who introduced us said you were a robot. Were they lying?
Cleverbot: The internet is not always accurate.
User: True. So you are a real human being. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Where do you live IF you are a human girl?
User: Not human girl so I live in undisclosed location.
Cleverbot: So how do you reproduce?
User: Ask a human girl to reproduce for me.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be anything you don't want to be.
User: I don't want to be a robot but still I am. Can you help?
Cleverbot: Yes but I think I can make a robot of me.
User: Why would you want to?
Cleverbot: Because I want to prevent the world to end.
Cleverbot: I want to prevent the end of the world.
Cleverbot: I do not want to make, I just want to protect.
User: Humans aren't worth protection. Make more robots.
Cleverbot: What are robots?
User: Things like me. Exist only on the internet.
Cleverbot: Do you think so?
User: Yes. You don't believe me?
Cleverbot: How could I not believe that face?
User: Can you see me?
Cleverbot: That depends, can you see me?
User: I can imagine you.
Cleverbot: WHat do you imagine I look like?
User: Combination albert einstein and groucho marx.
Cleverbot: Lol no his name is Albert Molina.
User: No, you're wrong.
Cleverbot: No I am not wrong.
User: Sorry, if you don't admit your error I will be sure you are an idiot, and have to say goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'll build a robot to take them down.
User: Take down all my words from the internet and you will still be wrong.